i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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