Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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