Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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