What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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