its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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