Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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