East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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