Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
