Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
FUCK WHALES
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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