I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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