Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Pappa wants mamma naked
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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