I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
