they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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