No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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