The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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