that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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