He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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