yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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