Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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