READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
only you would photoshop your dick
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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