Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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