how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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