this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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