For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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