My hand turned me down
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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