She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
