We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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