so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
