Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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