Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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