You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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