Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i've created a new STD.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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