You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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