Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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