garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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