Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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