Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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