think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize