just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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