its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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