This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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