Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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