Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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