So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
