How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
only if we run a train.
done.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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