are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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