Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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