Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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