Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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