is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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