i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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