just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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