Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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