YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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