these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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