When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
bring money and cleavage
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
